JUSTIFYING A SHOPPING TRIP
WHEN I HAVEN’T SEEM MY BEST FRIEND IN A WHILE
ONCE I START TAKING SHOTS
WHEN THE INAPPROPRIATENESS OF MY DANCING INCREASES WITH THE NUMBER OF DRINKS I CONSUME
When I say I'm not going to drink that much
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS HOW MY WEEKEND WENT
DESCRIBING MY BEST FRIEND TO SOMEONE
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THAT THEYRE SICK OF “CALL ME MAYBE”